Conquer the hill

I tell sammy it's time for one of those great articles again.
He immediately runs of to his desk and starts writing.

My Hill

I move my desk to the hill and ask for peace and silence, thus making Helviro retreat himself

My hill

Sammy finishes his article and runs to the publisher to get it in his newspaper.

In the meantime I'll take the hill.

And no way sammy am I leaving the hill to read your article, the hill has wifi nowadays

I destroy the wifi transmitter with a nice EMP attack. Desperate for my article and the latest episode of Game of Thrones, you swiftly move to the nearest internet café, which is 250km away (is our ill somewhere in the desert or amazonian jungle?)

my hill!

I push sammy off the hill.

I sit atop my new hill - waving my flag.

I return with my Q4 chopper blasting you to smithereens

my hill, ow, and my flag now too!

A new army arises and surrounds the hill and kill all living spiecies on it.

The flag of Critically is now waving on MY HILL !!

Critically reads the note about forum newbies and hill occupation.

He then respectfully leaves his place to Helviro.

I drop on the hill 200 kg TNT, 50 kg grenades, 500 liter of gasoline with a burning towel in it and two clowns. One survived, the other one killed Helviro in a suicide attack.

My hill. And my clown.