Conquer the hill

Well known...
You must conquer the hill from the other.

I defend my hill with a bazooka

I block the barrel of your bazooka with a rock and kick you off the hill :p

I take the rock and hit you with.
My Hill

I declare myself queen and send you both to the dungeon. My hill!

I call the help of supergrover to smash you from the hill. Now we are the puppetmasters of the hill!

I took a file and escaped from the dungeon, I then applied a judo throw (Hane-maki-komi and ippon-seoi-nage)

I called Mister Miyagi to "wax on wax off" you off the hill top. My hill!

I come back and take off my mask, it scares miyagi
My Hill

got you a mirror!

boy did that do the trick.

My Hill!

Got David Copperfield to bring some more mirrors and perform a dissapearing act on you. Hill's mine!

Oh no, Industrial sabotage ! David Copperfield's trick was turned against him and made both of you disappear.

My hill!

Judicial hearings on industrial sabotage send Nohjis and David Copperfield to the salt mines. My hill!

I imprison you in Alcantraz
My Hill

It's quiet on this forum too quiet
Is Alcantraz too difficult to get-away

We're waiting for our imprisonment period to expire :p
(unless it's life, then we'll have to convince Sean Connery to bust us out)

I dig a tunnel to the mainland with a spoon, then take you to court for false arrest. My hill!

I corrupt the judge
My Hill

I contact a few maffiosi and put them in contact with the judge.

Their help for finding a corrupt judge is that they organize a raid on the hill to put me back in power. You're met with flying bullets, expensive Italian cars and a specific musical theme.

My hill

I start a rumour that a great Napolitan pizzeria opened up just a couple of hills away, so the maffiosi hit the road faster than you could say "Mamma mia!". My hill!

I hire Napoleon and he bombard your hill.
I build a new one
My Hill

as always, Napoleon and hills never went together.

I just sent in Wellington.

My hill!

I sponsored some beggars in London with hacksaws and sent them to cut the iron bars in front of the windows of the Wellington residence. Due to this act of vandalism the windows are smashed in again and Wellington had to leave to fix the issue.

In panic, you flee to your house to check your windows !

My hill !

I use Hannibal and his elephants scare your soldiers.
My Hill

I bring a mouse to scare the elephants.
My hill!

I bring a snake to eat the mice.

My Hill !